Tragic Mulatto

2009

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2008

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And it never ends

This pin was being sold in Texas and the Republican State Convention.
Jun 18th

The Media is Petty just like we are

During a segment discussing conservative attacks against Michelle Obama Fox News aired a caption...
Jun 13th
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Fox News refers to Michelle Obama as a “Baby Mama”
Jun 13th

This is Crazy but I think it makes some...

Japan, Seeking Trim Waists, Measures Millions By Norimitsu Onishi AMAGASAKI, Japan —...
Jun 13th

WOW

Jun 11th
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wacth this now
Jun 10th

i love my cousin

Brooklyn
are you done with school
Theo
yeah but i'm going to summer classes
Brooklyn
ew gross
Theo
no they're easy and finish a minor and like the last requirements for my major
so i don't care
Brooklyn
oh ok
well thats good
Theo
yeah i'm happy to see your blog taking shape
Brooklyn
i'll be doing testing all summer so i know how you feel
Theo
that sucks
Brooklyn
yea i just dont know if i want to have a particular stance or topics for my blog
Theo
just do anything and everything
Brooklyn
yea i think its more fun that way
Theo
yeah
what are you testing for?
Brooklyn
GRE and MAT
Theo
geez way to be smart
Brooklyn
its gonna blow
it sucks because some schools take either or and so i have to take both
Theo
oh that sucks hard
is one easier than the other?
Brooklyn
the MAT is waaay easier its all analogies which im super good at
Theo
yeah but i'm guessing thats the one that only certian schools choose?
Brooklyn
i've taken the GRE like a year ago and there was english and essay which i aced but i ate it on the math so that brought my score waaaay down so i have to retake that
right
the cool ones take MAT
Theo
god i hate math
Brooklyn
its satan's first spawn
Theo
seriously
Brooklyn
i had to take college math 3 times
the only time i aced it was in the summer because i had it every day
all i know is i wanna get the heck out of richmond
Theo
no i blew it my freshman year, i'm going to take like liberal arts math soon
well you're right by washington, which is blowing up right now
Brooklyn
yea i had to take liberal arts math plus psych math
i already lived there
Theo
ha okay
well there's always up the coast
Brooklyn
its expensive and i think the world is gonna blow up and thats where its gonna start
i'm just kidding
Theo
i heard they're like shutting down streets at night there
Brooklyn
yea man
Theo
straight up Big Brother style
Brooklyn
i think somethings bout to go dizown
Theo
well its cause Obama got the nom
Brooklyn
yup
Theo
they're trying to take precautions
Brooklyn
and racism is ALIVE
im excited for him and scared at the same time
he might get murked son
i live in DA SOUTH and these rednecks aint havin it
they call him a monkey and everything else
i was like good lord i'm in the 60's
Theo
well yeah West Virginia didn't vote for him cause he was black
i'm so ready for him to get shot or something
Brooklyn
and they're inbreds who cant read and their dad is also their cousin
Theo
but i bet he'll be mad hood about it and like pull out a glock or something
Brooklyn
sweet
they made a big deal down here because he gave his wife a pound did you hear about that
Theo
yeah yo it was all over everything ever on the internets
i thought it was cute
but then again, i'm black
Brooklyn
lol yea me too
i was like aww he dapped up his boo
and the white people were call him a thug
Theo
yeah
Brooklyn
are you at home
Theo
it was so sweet
Brooklyn
did you like carter 3
Theo
its living up to my expectations
i mean its good i think i gotta listen to it more though, cause i remember like i didnt like graduation or american gangster at first and now i love them
Brooklyn
so far i think it's pretty decent, jay z will always be my absolute fave but wayne is truly amazing as far a rapper goes, he appeared on the most songs in 07 so he's def a hard worker and he rips most of his verses
maybe not rips it but hes good with words
like he says crazy stuff sometimes and you're like whoa
Theo
yeah the boy has skill and hes stepping up to the plate but i just feel like some of his stuff he's just too high
Brooklyn
yup me too
Theo
like he smokes WAY too much
Brooklyn
yea
and i;m sorry but i dont really like him on the guitar
Theo
yeah i know
Brooklyn
i havent gotten to listen to coldplay is that
good
Theo
i mean i like it, i'm a big coldplay fan though
i dunno it just feels like the obvious next step for them
Brooklyn
i got onto coldplay late so ive been listening to the old stuff
Theo
i'm trying to find the new NERD it hit like yesterday
Brooklyn
oh god yes
they were amazing at glow in the dark
Theo
like i can't wait to listen to it
Brooklyn
i thought about you the whole time i was at that concert
Theo
Everybody Nose is my shit
Brooklyn
a 100 dolla bills look ACHOOO
i love it
Theo
i personally think we're somehow related to either pharrell or lupe
cause our likenesses are just too uncanny
Brooklyn
me too!
but no one believed me
lupe is so amazing
Theo
oh yeah i love everything he touches
Brooklyn
and i hate how he's being compared to wale
Theo
well people gotta compare everything to something you know?
Brooklyn
yea
Theo
i was falling off the Kanye bandwagon though but his Carter 3 tracks are good
and i love how Pharrell CRUSHED Timbaland on the Madonna album
Brooklyn
kanye's concert changed my life
This person is no longer online.
i want to hear the madonna cd i slacked on that
Theo
that's what i heard
for alot of people i still wasn't sold on it though for one word
Rihanna
i'm sorry i can't stand her
Brooklyn
yea she didnt fit
the white girls went nuts when she came on
Theo
haha they better have
Brooklyn
a lot of white people liked kanye too and they were saying the n word all over that bitch
me and jason were like whoa
Theo
well that's his money right there they actually buy the shit
Brooklyn
she got more time than lupe which was crazy
Theo
i remember i saw Wu Tang in January and there were MAD white people
Brooklyn
yea man
Theo
well lupe is in a weird spot, because everyone love him and he has die hard fans, just not enough white people
Brooklyn
i think because only a select few get lupe
4: 33pmTheo
that's true
Brooklyn
jason is obsessed with him
Theo
well he's only got one more album left
Brooklyn
i'll be sleep and he'll be battling me with lupe verses
Theo
so i'm like excited
haha
Brooklyn
me too! but sad at the same time
i think i'll buy 2 and keep one in the packaging
can you imagine when we have kids and we're like listen to this
Theo
ha my kids will never be ready to listen to my shit
i'll be like 'nah, you can't handle it'
Brooklyn
i'm puttin headphones on my belly
i want my kid to come out stickin it to the man
and wearin baby dunks
i might even name him lupe fiasco
Theo
haha i'm just making sure my kid has like 7 pairs of dunks so he'll/she'll be fresh everyday
Brooklyn
if i have a girl i'll name her amy winehouse
Theo
haha i love amy though
Brooklyn
i got her deluxe album yesterday b/c i never bought frank and she had 2 new songs on it
Theo
like you know that no matter how coked up she is she's gonna be good
Brooklyn
she was clean then and you can hear the difference but i love her no matter what
i just wish she'd get it together i dont want her to die
and that stupid blake
Theo
we'll get another album out of her
Brooklyn
i think so too
Theo
it's be amazing, and then she'll die
just like lily allen
Brooklyn
yup
Theo
she's got one ore in her tops
Brooklyn
exactly
Theo
and then she's done
Brooklyn
shes gettin on the drunky coke wagon too
have you listened to adele
Theo
yeah i love her
Brooklyn
OMG THEO YOU'RE THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE
I'M OBSESSED
she's coming to dc this mont
h
Theo
i remember seeing like her video mad long ago cause it had John Legend in it and then her new cd hit and i was like WHOA
Brooklyn
tix arel ike 15 bucks
Theo
haha that's legit
Brooklyn
we should go
Theo
cheap shots are the best
**shows
not shots
even though cheap shots are nice
Brooklyn
well those aren't bad
lol
would you go if i came and got you
Theo
yeah i'll do it whatever
i'm all about shit like that yo
Brooklyn
let me see if there's still tickets hold on 2 secs
Theo
and i gots bills now so its all good
Brooklyn
yea i get paid tomorrow so i'd be straight then
Theo
yeah man all i'm doing is working and going to class
but i got fri, sat, and suns off so its awesome
Brooklyn
shit all i do is work
Theo
yeah but i wake up at 7, leave the house at like 7: 45, drive to new brunswick at 4:30, and then dont get back home til like 10-11 so its nice
to get a day off
Brooklyn
damn the show is on a tuesday
Theo
damn son
Brooklyn
man fuck
quit
jk
Theo
nah i could prob just get off and do it they dont care they love me
and i'll just work that sunday or whatever
Brooklyn
ok see and let me know
Theo
yeah i will
so did you see Sex and the City yet?
i'm going with this girl tomorrow
i dunno if i want to i keep hearing it sucks
but i might do it for the lady you know?
Brooklyn
i havent seen it
i never watched the show
Theo
ah okay
i was stupid enough to watch it with a previous girl so i'm kinda curious
i'm too nice of a guy i need to be more thug or something
Brooklyn
i tried to get into it i really did but i couldnt
whose the chick
Theo
this girl lindsay
Brooklyn
nah stay nice
did you meet her at school
Theo
she lives like 20 min away she's 21 i met her at school
Brooklyn
sweet its about time you got a local hoe
Theo
yeah i need one
especially with gas
gas was going to be my biggest cockblock this summer seriously
Brooklyn
i don't really think shes a hoe its a term of endearment
oh god i know
my car is like the smallest car in america and its a gas guzzler now
i dont go anywhere
a trip is like paying a bill
Theo
how much is it by you?
we're at like 3.85
Brooklyn
reg is 379
Theo
damn you get it cheaper i hate you
Brooklyn
lol
Theo
seriously its killing me i need to get rid of the van though even though i love it
Brooklyn
here at my job they all got hybrid cars i'm so jealous
and theyre so cool
i thought about converting my car to veggie oil though
Theo
yeah i know i was in a hybrid the other day
i heard thats so good when you get it done but you smell like fries all the time
Brooklyn
french fries are my fave
Theo
yeah but do you wanna smell that ALL the time while you drive is the question
Brooklyn
ummmmm ok no
Theo
yeah see exactly
Brooklyn
well it was a nice thought
for a minute
do you watch real world
Theo
no i wish people say its awesome
i only watched the first episode
Brooklyn
well greg went home
or got sent home
Theo
i hear the other black kid gets sent home too
Brooklyn
that show is in the shitter though they all are crazy
Theo
well they're making it like hipster real world brooklyn for the next season
its gonna be in williamsberg with all the hipster scene kids that hate everyone but themselves
Brooklyn
i'll probably tune in
we should go on it
and live up to the stereotypes
of black people
you should wear timbs and smoke blacks and wear a wifebeater and sweats all the time
Theo
i would wanna be the dude that's never on camera
like you would see me in the opening credits and during the work scenes, but that's it
i would just sit around or something, you know?
Brooklyn
seriously its seems like they stay in the house i'd be out enjoying wherever i was
like tec from hawaii you never saw him
Theo
yeah i'd only be around to sleep and watch the drama and be like Switzerland
Brooklyn
yea
then i 'd go in the confessional and say like 3 words and be out
Theo
i'd go in the confessional and be like 'this is my one time in here'
and never go back in
Brooklyn
lol
Brooklyn
you'd be the topic of all the other roomates confessionals. they'd be like " Theo never comes around he doesnt talk to us we dont know who he is"
then they'd def has a house meeting
Theo
and then i''d simply go
Brooklyn
have a house meeting*
Theo
'i don't like drama, i only drink socially and very infrequently, and i would rather not show my body on national television'
and let them say their pieces, and i'd go 'well i'm black and i'm not crazy....wow, who woulda thunk it?'
Brooklyn
and then at the reunion they'd have a little clip just for you talking about how much you werent around and have like 4 pics of you
Theo
haha and i'd be like 'well at least i'm not embarrassed'
Brooklyn
haha
Brooklyn
have you seen indiana jones yet?
Theo
yeah it was legit
shia was annoying but not as annoying as i thought he was going to be
Brooklyn
oh ok i think i might see it this weekend
Theo
but they did bring in aliens which totally fucked it for me
Brooklyn
what?
Theo
but you get your moneys worth out of it
just go see it
Brooklyn
aliens?
the last movie i saw was prince caspian and before that baby mama
Theo
yeah, but i won't tell you anything else
price caspian was THE SHIT
Brooklyn
YEA IT WAS BITCHIN
but i hate susan
Theo
i didnt know those movies were going ot be so good
yeah i hate her too
Brooklyn
and peter
hes a douche bag
Theo
ha yeah
Brooklyn
edmond went hard it in
in it*
when does harry potter come out
Theo
november
Brooklyn
sweet
Theo
like thanksgiving weekend
yeah then they're doing the last one in two parts
one during the summer and one during thanksgiving
Brooklyn
nice
Theo
yeah kid i gotta go to class though
get outta this library
Brooklyn
kay have fun be good
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th

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